Please be advised that this is a working schedule and will be updated as needed with more information.

Friday – 9/20/2024

  • Pre-check in at the hash hotel from 4:00pm to 7:00pm in the hashpitality suite at the hotel.  Stay tuned for the room number.
  • Special Edition of the Phoenix PBR Hash, #86AT (After Tortoise), Pre-RDR Trail
         Heineken Schmeineken! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
    • Where: Scottsdale
    • Hares: Sir Public Display of ErectionSki
    • Hash Cash: $5, same for Virgins
    • Time: Meet up at 6:30p. Hares off at 6:45p, Pack away at 7:00p
    • Dog-Friendly: No
    • Bring: Cash/ID, Head(!)lamp, a whistle, vessel, low morals, even lower expectations, and a thirst for PBR
*Please don’t drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. On-safety third-On*

Saturday – 9/21/2024 – Red Dress Day!

  • 6:00 am: Wake up and go back to your own room. Who was that you woke up next to anyway?
  • 9:00 am
    • Start setting up your Canopy Crawl game/booth/patch challenge at the park (we will have someone staying at the park for the duration of the day, so your stuff will be safe)
      • NOTE:  We will have a truck at the hotel to transfer your Canopy Crawl equipment/stuff to the park, or you can transfer it there yourself.  Truck will leave hotel at 10:45 am.
  • 10:30am
    • Community walk from hotel to park led by Gag Order, Esq. (stay tuned for exact location of start)
    • Final Check-in at the park (ends at 11:30 am)
  •  11:00am
    • Head (!) to the park from wherever you are
    • KEGS TAPPED!!! Image result for tapping the wooden keg
  • 11:45 Chalk Talk
  • 12:00 pm: Red Dress!!!! 
  • 2:30:  Trail ends
  • 3:00 LUNCH (“Taco Truck is here.”  “Who’s Taco Truck???”)
  • 5:00pm-ish
    • Circle
    • Crowning of new Mr. and Miss RDR!!!
  • 6:30pm
    • Didn’t get enough trail during Red Dress?  Want more/some/any miles?  Boy, oh, boy, does Phoenix Wrong Way Hash have a trail for you!!!
    • Come join the oldest hash kennel in the Phoenix area for your second trail of the day and the most fun you’ll have after a Red Dress Event!
    • Hash Cash: (not included in RDR rego) $5 whole doll hairs
    • Hare(s): NUBS & Roller Daddy
    • Location: Philly’s Sports Grill, 1826 N Scottsdale Rd, Tempe, AZ 85288

Sunday – 9/22/2024

  • 6:00 am: Wake up, grab a red dress that’s laying on the floor, and go back to your own room. Is that even your red dress? It is now.
  • Hangover Hash time and location TBD
  • 11:00 am: Be checked out of your room (Do this before going on the hangover hash!)

Monday – 9/23/2024

  • Lost Boobs Hash # 658:  NEVER Option 2! Only PDE!
    • Hare: Public Display of Erection
    • Who: 21 years and up only, no exceptions
    • What: A 3(ish) mile (true trail) hash. Walker/runner friendly, A to A’ trail.
    • Where: Which bar TBD
    • Meet at 6pm
    • Walkers away around 7pm
    • Hash Cash: $5 cash, unless you’re a virgin
    • Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, trail chalk, a vessel, low expectations, and your best/worst virgins and all your BFFs
    • Dog-Friendly: Yes!
    • On-After: Same place we started unless stated otherwise
      *Please don’t drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, or take an Uber/Lyft/taxi. If you feel sick stay home, no one wants your germs! On-safety third-On*

Times of all scheduled events are subject to change as Phoenix Red Dress Run gets closer.